Last week I was in China for work. The major reasons for going were to meet with our local staff in Beijing, travel to Shanghai and branch out to visit a few potential suppliers, stay in Sanya where our new product intro was and then a brief stay over in Hong Kong before our flight home.
While in Beijing we toured our China offices and held all day meetings at the hotel. The two evenings were spent at a few modest restaurants where we had hot pots the one night and Peking Duck the next. I could have skipped the duck but the hot pots were good. Hot pots are where they have an electric burner at the dinner table where you would normally set your plate. On the burner is a ceramic pot that they fill with a type of soup. Then they bring out loads of sliced raw beef, pork and lamb along with a variety of hand strewn noodles and fresh cut veggies. You can pick what you want and put it in your pot for a few minutes to cook and eat right out of the pot. I really enjoyed eating this way. I knew everything was heated properly and I wouldn’t get sick.


The next day we rented a van and traveled south of Beijing to meet with one of our dealers to conduct market research. After having lunch with the dealer we continued south to Tianjin. While in Tianjin we visited another dealer to discuss our business plans and then traveled to our manufacturing plants in that same city.
The next day we spent at the factories visiting with local people where we shared our business plans for 2013. It was great to see how advanced our facilities are over there along with highly intelligent staff.
That evening we flew to Shanghai and stayed at an ultra modern hotel called Indigo. It was a very pretentious hotel but had an amazing view and was right down town on the river.
The next morning we held meeting with one of our suppliers in Shanghai and went to a very tasty Thai restaurant (probably the best I’ve ever had) called Simply Thai. Since I’ve been to Shanghai several times before that evening I decided to take my coworkers to the markets for shopping and then down town on the river to view the lights, take in the sights and eat some good Chinese food.
The next morning I flew out to Wenzhou to visit a potential supplier. To get to this supplier's factory I had to take a 2 hour flight, drive 120 minutes and then take a 60 minute ferry boat. It was quite an ordeal but I saw some great sights. I wish I had taken more photos on this leg of the trip.
Something I came to realize this trip is that when the Chinese get in fights they rarely are physically engaged. They tend to just yell at each other. I witnessed this in the Shanghai airport and then while taking the ferry.
What happened on the ferry was that a truck side swiped a passengers car while loading onto the boat. I was told the driver felt he was not treated with respect. So, he drove his car onto the edge of the ferry, parked it diagonally, got out, remotely locked the doors and put the keys in his pocket. Then for the next hour he yelled at all the staff on the boat. His fit nearly made me miss my flight back to Shanghai and caused a huge traffic jam both on the ferry ramp and with the other boats on the water. The regional rep traveling with me, who is Chinese, said it is rare that people get in fist fights in China. It is usually just these long drawn out yelling matches.

The next morning I flew to Sanya for our new product intro and to support our parts expo that same week. Since all the dealers attend this event it is usually held in a resort type area to draw support while providing an area big enough to hold everyone. Sanya is a tropical island south of Hong Kong on the Southern tip of China. The fauna is very similar to Vietnam and the temps were in the high 80s with 60 - 90% humidity. When we were not busy with the expo and show we had some time to swim, relax on the beach and play a few matches of volley ball and soccer against the hotel staff. I was very fortunate to get to attend this event.


After a few days in Sanya I traveled to Hong Kong. After hotel check in I went down town with my boss and did some shopping at the largest, most expensive, high end mall I’ve ever been in. While there we found an Italian restaurant and ate dinner. The food was amazing, especially after 10 days of Chinese. I had wonderful fruit drinks, prosciutto, mozzarella, bruschetta and fettuccine carbonara. The food was AWESOME!
The next morning we caught a flight out of Hong Kong to Chicago. Since I have to travel to India in three days I asked the company doctor to prescribe me some sleeping medication so I could quickly get back on schedule during thanksgiving and enjoy those few days with my family before I had to leave again.
Well, she gave me 10 ambien to take along with me. I’ve never had ambien so after the first 5mg and about an hour later I decided to take another. The only thing I remember from that following 13 hours was about 30 seconds of the movie step up in blurred dual vision, about 10 seconds of being trapped in the bathroom and vaguely remember throwing my food down the aisle. The next coherent thing I remember was being at the gate for my connection flight in Chicago with the hiccups.
My boss and travel colleague filled me in on the details while waiting at the gate.
I guess at some point I took the whole bottle of ambien, the flight attendant had to move the person sitting next to me. At some point I got up and tried getting into someone else’s luggage. I finally found mine and took out my laptop. I sat down at my computer at the bit locker screen and fumbled all over the keyboard trying to log in. I finally did log in and once at the home screen I tried connecting to the VPN, after that I opened a blank power point and sat looking at it for about an hour. Then I put my laptop away, took everyones pillows, piled them on my seat tray and pulled some blankets over my head. Then the attendant sat me up, gave me some more food and water and left me sitting there. Then after a few minutes I picked up my food and water and threw it into the aisle and put my head down on the tray. When the plane landed I got up, got my luggage, banged it all the way down the aisle and went through security. Following my boss I ended up at the departure gate for my final destination where I finally snapped out of my major ambien trip.
When they told me all of this I felt terrible for the people sitting next to me. I don’t even want to know what I did in the bathroom and I hope those United Airlines people can forgive me for the 13 hours of hell I put them through.
Needless to say, I plan to never take ambien again.
P.S. as I went to upload the photos from my phone I had about 20 with blackend or nondiscript photos of the airplane ride home. So I guess I tried to take some photos also.